Odd Dotty Dollymaker

Mwahahahaha!

Conversation had earlier this morning:

Me: You need a haircut.

Boy: Why?

Me: Your hair is getting too long.

Boy: But I want my hair long.

Me: You do?

Boy: Yeah. I want my hair long so I can turn into a girl like Magpie.

Me: You want to turn into a girl??

Boy: Yeah. I want to turn into a girl so I can take over the WORLD!!

That's right, kid...that's right.

Melt my heart

Do you see this necklace?

To the ordinary untrained eye, this may seem to be just a necklace. In the shape of a heart. Nothing too special. But as of last night this is now officially my favorite necklace. It holds something so incredibly special to me, it holds this conversation:

Boy:*playing with the necklace to make the heart sit straight* Look mommy! I made a heart!

Me: *not understanding because I was trying to listen to a presentation* Yes, it is in the shape of a heart.

Boy: *doing it again* No, look. I made it straight.

Me. Yes. Yes you did.

Boy: I made it straight because you're so beautiful.

Me:*where the ham did that come from?* Thank you, Gabriel.

Boy: No seriously. You are so beautiful. And I will never break your heart.

Table Talk

Boy: Dog food doesn't make me grow.

Me: No? What does make you grow?

Boy: Healthy food.

Me: And what is healthy food?

Boy: Brats...Turkeyburgers...and breakfast.