Conversation had earlier this morning:
Me: You need a haircut.
Boy: Why?
Me: Your hair is getting too long.
Boy: But I want my hair long.
Me: You do?
Boy: Yeah. I want my hair long so I can turn into a girl like Magpie.
Me: You want to turn into a girl??
Boy: Yeah. I want to turn into a girl so I can take over the WORLD!!
That's right, kid...that's right.
Do you see this necklace?
To the ordinary untrained eye, this may seem to be just a necklace. In the shape of a heart. Nothing too special. But as of last night this is now officially my favorite necklace. It holds something so incredibly special to me, it holds this conversation:
Boy:*playing with the necklace to make the heart sit straight* Look mommy! I made a heart!
Me: *not understanding because I was trying to listen to a presentation* Yes, it is in the shape of a heart.
Boy: *doing it again* No, look. I made it straight.
Me. Yes. Yes you did.
Boy: I made it straight because you're so beautiful.
Me:*where the ham did that come from?* Thank you, Gabriel.
Boy: No seriously. You are so beautiful. And I will never break your heart.
Boy: Dog food doesn't make me grow.
Me: No? What does make you grow?
Boy: Healthy food.
Me: And what is healthy food?
Boy: Brats...Turkeyburgers...and breakfast.
